And sometimes? I see dead toenails. Other peoples.

The offense always wins. But I don’t care.

I’m just happy to have so many friends.

fake Rins – all of them – WAAAAAAAAAAAY down here.

Feel the burn!

Rins a dumb dumb is not a imposter he is a Winner

“Im”

- a fraud…

“calling Herm”

- too late; he left this pop stand be called the Kansas City Chiefs 2009…we are all doomed.

“a loser”

- besides you? Lemme think…

“because”

- you need a healthy dose Rin’s discipline planted ‘pon you daily…

“he was”

- no sorry wrong pronunciation: ‘heroes’, heroes. And how much did you wager? All of it… you’re busted again, you zero.

“How many game has”

- fake Rin #1 talking to fake Rin 32: ‘homminy game has whut Vern? I dunno whut ya mean…’

“Herm”

- is STILL The Man, agreed.

An STILL, undefeated blog Champion: Rinnnnnnnn!

Uh huh. heh heh heh…ho ho ho…regret regret regret.

That ought to be good for s***s and giggles Todd; say- what else will he do/has he already done?

- Bend KC convention in his bare hands, leap over tall lineman (not named Brian) in a single bound, and who, disguised as an NFL Head Coach, fights a neverending battle (losing) for sum subservience, unearned loyalty and the New England Patriot Way!

“I never said” plead Carl – for all 20 his years. Not in those exact words no, he didn’t. And yet, implication was precisely that…must not’ve ever had the right 22 anys (though, the 53 total? Not so bad.)

- famous last words SG: these too spoken but aft denied or will be for all posterity -

* Carl Peterson: “A KC Superbowl in five years.”

* “check”: “Any 22…”

No need to…body of work spoke for itself.

“Of course…”

Missed the facetious nature of the comment apparently…

“Herm’s STILL The Man!”

Insert “who was head coach during the single worst season in this franchise’s history” and we’re achieving reality.

“I write better (both fiction & non) without a ghostwriter…”

Agreed – but it adds entertainment value when we poke fun at your ocmments to cut and paste what you said back into the discussion.

“…the DEMOCRATS DID IT!” Didn’t know that CP and Herm both wore blue…thanks for the insight.

How many game has `Herm` Lost 14 (JUST LAST SEASON)

How many games has “˜check’ Lost 0

How many has ‘search’ Lost 0

Rins a dumb dumb wins AGAIN!

heh heh heh

Until then (in the bleak scenario where that might happen), Herm holds the dubious title of “The man who was head coach during the single worst season in this franchise’s history.”

“Not very”

- denial begets self doubts, SG…embrace your true feelings.

“KC’s sinking performance under Herm was.”

- I said embrace own, not deface ‘nother!

“Of course all of this losing was 100% Herm’s fault…just as the team winning his first year was 100% Herm’s fault too. CP had nothing to do with it.”

- disagree; tis always a little of this & some of that… if Jr. and Carl had allowed Herm to start the rebuild immediately year one, less wins & no post season thence, and- based now on hindsight – Herm wouldn’t have seen a second season, likely.

The old saying still holds true: “you can pay me now (the Piper of Rebuilds, at I-70 & forever) or pay me later.”

Herm bit the bullet…died for past Kaycee sins; then the rest of the “arse”nal went Judas on Him that would’ve been The Savior…

“The fact that this team did NOTHING to properly prepare for the replacement of Willie Roaf and Will Shields with their pending retirement was a headache before Herm ever arrived.”

- undeniably.

“The GM was the same for both coaches (Verm and Herm). To say it was Herm’s fault that TG was hacked off after lengthy contract negotiations a couple years ago and that there was no effect on our ability to win when KC traded its best defensive player – Jared Allen – to Minnesota – those aren’t on Herm.”

- you’re two for two…don’t mess up now SG.

“However, the crappy game management, the pathetic excuse-making, the poor leadership”

- Elvis previously left the building…let’s stay in the now; Herm’s STILL The Man!

“that WAS Herm.”

- no, ‘that’ was Grbac… make a note of it.

“Blame whoever you choose.”

- alright: I’ll use the same one Tricky Dick Nixon used when he was a child.

Parents in unison: “Who cut down the cherry tree Richard”? To which he replied: “I cannot tell a lie – the DEMOCRATS DID IT!”

“But, if you call him “The man,” please don’t improperly cut the title short, but finish the phrase appropriately by calling him “The man who was head coach during the single worst season in this franchise’s history.”

- your “plea”se noted, howe’er, I write better (both fiction & non) without a ghostwriter nee rider o’er my keyboard…

Nice try…come again.

How many has ‘search’ won? 0

How many will their two heads be better n’ one win in 2009? 00

double-dim for the not so dynamic duo!

Rin wins AGAIN!

heh heh heh

Final score

Rin Tin Tin…………. Loser
Rins a dumb dumb…….. Winner

Not very. KC’s sinking performance under Herm was.

Of course all of this losing was 100% Herm’s fault…just as the team winning his first year was 100% Herm’s fault too. CP had nothing to do with it.

The fact that this team did NOTHING to properly prepare for the replacement of Willie Roaf and Will Shields with their pending retirement was a headache before Herm ever arrived. The GM was the same for both coaches (Verm and Herm). To say it was Herm’s fault that TG was hacked off after lengthy contract negotiations a couple years ago and that there was no effect on our ability to win when KC traded its best defensive player – Jared Allen – to Minnesota – those aren’t on Herm.

However, the crappy game management, the pathetic excuse-making, the poor leadership…that WAS Herm. Blame whoever you choose. But, if you call him “The man,” please don’t improperly cut the title short, but finish the phrase appropriately by calling him “The man who was head coach during the single worst season in this franchise’s history.”

- yes, what is it now?

“your giving Herm the credit for the playoffs when it was really Carl?”

- yes, to Herm be the Glory; too, nod toward Carl who supported the Coach who led them there.

Fact is howe’er ONLY Herm was ever able to get KC to the post season/playoffs his 1st year as Head Coach – Carl couldn’t do it with weepy Dick, Gun or Marty “There’s A Gleam Schottenhimer.” No one ever did it…but Herm.

Yup, Herm’s STILL The Man!

heh heh heh

(PS) Do you think ‘search’ can get the Chiefs to the post season/playoffs in his first year- with HIS 1st year Head Coach, ‘check’?

Hmm; lemme ‘check’/think on that…

NOPE! THEY CAN’T/WON’T DO IT!

heh heh heh

- (cue Elton John paraphrase) “Fake Rin – fake Rin’s got…green eyes…

I’m unspeakably impressive…oh, and I liked your comments too… I’ll need to go and find a larger mirror now.

“Mirror mirror on the blog wall, who is the wittiest one of them all?” – Rin Tin Tin!

“Look how many people post responses to his comments”

- don’t vex their spirit SG: they can’t count that high…

“albeit some of them suggest a lack of gravitas”

- I do that (only sometimes) so that even the aforementioned folk can participate too…

“How many original thoughts would show up?”

- just one; as the original sin, the rest be just plagiarism…

“And how many of us should feel foolish if we can’t efficiently refute the sorry assertion that Herm’s the man?”

- how sorry are you SG, et al? Let the knee bending and mea culpas begin!

You can’t get there from here…heh heh heh

If you can, then any success Chiefs 2009 goes to the W column Herm/his players – the L’s any – er, plenty, under the resume ‘search’ & ‘check’.

Check-mate..as always:

Game, set, match – Rin Tin Tin!

It’d be pretty boring wouldn’t it…

Look how many people post responses to his comments (albeit some of them suggest a lack of gravitas). How many original thoughts would show up? And how many of us should feel foolish if we can’t efficiently refute the sorry assertion that Herm’s the man?

So Rin your giving Herm the credit for the playoffs when it was really Carl?

Bottom line 2 and 14 Herm’s gone.

Et tu ‘checkpoint’? ‘Searchme’ says his sidekick soon enough to be a kick in the side, head, etc.

Year one his/theirs? Post season/playoffs?

ah, ah, ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Chiefs 2009: 0-16 courtesy ‘search’ & ‘check’

heh heh heh

It’s Nicholson…fool.

Three Curlys’ no waiting!

heh heh heh

Target obliterated…no survivors – subject to Jr. ‘playing with’ that ‘continuity’ that Rin spoke of: “love$ them…empty $eat$ naught.”

Fandom guilty of a lack of patience as impulse control and too common sense – Jr. guilty of a
bad reaction to the prescribed correct dosage medicine and requisite recovery time; that dog won’t ever Hunt.

Bullseye

Some folks herein are wont to say/believe certain players are no longer on the team- solely because of talent.

Au contraire.

Scheme/system changes are the culprit. Remember, people don’t kill people – bullets do. Likewise, bullets don’t kill schemes- a ‘lack’ of bullets kills teams, regardless of the schemes.

Ammo, by any other. Talent. Black gold. Texas tea.
Horsepower John- don’t worry bout the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

Some swear by Remington, others say Winchester… you say Hydrashock, I say Tres Haute Vitesse.

Coaches kill schemes, ill-fit players lose games. Teams die because of a confluence nee conflux of both; in the military “and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air”- what we have here or there, which is neither here nor there really as much as bad timing, what’s known as ‘clusterflux’ – football sense same. Those bombs were meant to land on the target – receivers hands – alas, the enemy got hold of em so now we have a real fight on our hands, men.

Marksmen – wrong load? Or conversely, too few Sharpshooters, too much powder the shot?

Case in point, the Kansas City Chiefs, variously, over the past few seasons. Offense… defense… ne’er the twain to meet. Nor special teams; once, twice, 3 times a loser.

Remember when Casey Wiegmann was not retained? He did not fit the scheme – yet – seemed to fit like a glove in Denver. ‘Sights’ were adjusted and too concessions made to action, age. Bullseye.

Back to Kaycee’s tales of woe.

Some players were Dick’s…Vermeil chose them. A few – some cases – Peterson’s…others came here during the day of the ‘Gun’, Cunningham’s Heroes. The most important of all however recently, were the corners – Herm really cleaned up there.

Why a lack of success beyond also ran status?

Misfires, hangfires and jams – and not just at the line of scrimmage. Tis a matter of lack of continuity: too many coaches, too many schemes, too many agendas. Much too much – too many’s – and gone too soon, another dummy load – or 2 – brought in.

Chiefs slogan 2009: “Cuttin’ corners & shootin’ blanks – we don’t care.”

Why?

(Cue Sinatra)

“We did it – OUUUUUUUUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!”

As every afore and aft them too shall proceed; and so it goes, till the next…

“Taking baseballs

- helps me feel better about my own small contribution to that other male pastime.”

“on the chin is”

- how Steve McGarrett refers to Chin Ho’s technique casework Hawaii 5-0…

“a Rin speciality”

- wherever pen or keyboard meets deft touch His, genius results…

“and let’s not talk about the stains. This is a family forum.”

- self critique at the expense apologetics is a noble endeavor double-dim; we leave you to your area of expertise…

^ ^
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This team finally has a real GM and a coach who’s not going to except losing. A quarterback who has come from a successful organization and knows what it takes to win. This is going to be a turnaround year for us and it would be ashame if most Kansas Citians missed it. Especially after going and watching the 2 and 14 team last year I mean the team has no where to go but up after that season.

Taking baseballs on the chin is a Rin speciality…and let’s not talk about the stains… This is a family forum.

If it wasn’t for Rin, and his other personalities, ruining this place…it would be a really cool place to have some intelligent debates.

Too bad one A-hole has to ruin it for all others.

I think I’ll stick to the articles from now on…and stay away from the “comments” sections. They’re half filled with Rin’s nonsensical bullsh*t anyway.

There has to be a freak in every crowd, I suppose.

And now an opposing point of view nee perspective.
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Mark said:

“Herm destroyed this team and fan hopes in 3 short years.”

- ‘search’ & ‘check’ destroyed this team in less than :54 seconds of ‘Watered’ down conversation, a not so caliente 2009 prescient Gonzo trade and 1 weak draft – all in about 3 mo.’s & fortnight – guaranteeing Kaycee will be a bottom feeding for seasons to come.

“and Curing that malaise is not going to happen overnight.”

- ‘less the one reverts to being a semi-golfing pro and the other gets a hankerin’ for weekends in New England, grey days & hoodies, & a resume that is more oyster on the half shell than BBQ stains on the chin…

“Renown”?”

- agreed…’gesundheit.’

“That’s above my pay grade.”

- $1.50 – marked down from $1.95…

“But tromping your dumb ass”

- dancing cheek to cheek as it were…Kenny Nolan upon your turntable – “I like dreaming” – alas no Rin your future…

“I have mastered!”

- and ba(i)ted as well attempted others but alas have not caught anything – well, beyond a carpal tunnel syndrome…

“And, I am able to speak”

- yes, albeit not so-

“intelligently”

- exactly so.

“about a game, Football”

- yes, what is it you’d like Mr. Peabody to teach you this time Sherman?

“I’ve got”

- a learning disability, yes, but if it didn’t stop a ‘former’ Chiefs player – why should it stop you?

“that covered. You niether, so much. No! Check that. At All!”

- yes…very impressive for a savant; not so much for an idiot sans the former, however…

“Now, go away son, you bother me.”

- let go of my ankle & quit tuggin’ on SuperRin’s cape…

You niether, so much. No! Check that. At All!

Now, go away son, you bother me.

“knowth tail wagging. Longing for the puckered eye belowth the dog’s wagging tail. Ahhh, how thy knowth.”

Oh you’re talking about me. Glad to see you. Again.

I think not…therefore cannot nee am naught thee, nor e’en worthy mention same.”

Double-dim continues:

(PS) “Verily, I am no-thing but dim^2, merely Him sans the panache Rin…”

Rin knowth tail wagging. Longing for the puckered eye belowth the dog’s wagging tail. Ahhh, how thy knowth…

“PPPllleeeessseeee!”

- Rin loves it when they beg; ‘stead dog, tail wagging the anon…

Now then, ‘tween casting aspersions non-partyliners to & fro the want your busy bent, when willst ‘you’ anonymous say anythin’ of renown?

Really, anythin’…at all?

Motel Six is owned by a French Co.! NUFF SAID!

For you see dim buld- er anonymous, ‘that’ writer other provides – as Rin clearly implied if naught hit upon with gusto a narrative wit – ‘a’ nee the “non partisan” beyond a Kaycee purview.

Rin says these Chiefs shall likely…how you say, provide ammo fandom grasp hold vomit bags, 2009.

If naught and the Chiefs win, all the glory be to Herm/his men…’if’, despite ‘a search’ & ‘check’ mentality, losing affirms them as I suspect said will, every loss their domain – Chiefs with Herm would’ve been better, had Jr. not chosen to play Monopoly with real money- hearts worn on sleeves a Kaycee fandom. Cruel fate, just desserts.

Call me Rin, call me incredulous…but don’t call me gullible enough to fall for the latest episode Katzenjammer Kids One Arrowhead Drive.

Hans = Scott
Fritz = Todd
Mama = Clark

“the light buld that wrote”

- obviously anonymous be naught a fan of Motel 6…light his dim. Unlike a engine – engine #9 couldst, ‘a’ case ‘a’nother no: more ‘pi’ than pious; persevere…anyway.

On the Royals front, the only way I see them really stealing seats from the Chiefs is if Greinke is still pitching lights out, in September, on a Sunday. The Royals are showing their true colors now after a fast start: black and blue. Not to be too pessimistic, but I highly doubt they’ll be competitive come fall and the only reason to watch them will be to see Greinke making a Cy Young run, or perhaps, Mike Jacobs breaking the club’s home run record.

The Chiefs will sell tickets early in the season, but if they don’t show something in the first eight weeks, they’ll have a tough time filling the stadium late in the year. A lot hinges on how well Cassel plays. An exciting QB will put butts in the seats.

That guy is a master of pointing out the obvious. Those are the same concerns every one here, that isn’t living in a Time that Land Forgot, has been talking about.

But what you and the light buld that wrote that blurb forget is…

The Chiefs have a new regime and a new scheme, run by a guy (Haley) that actually has some experience (not to mention some savy) in calling a game. Haley also seems to understand the basic concepts of Coaching, something this team has lacked for 3 years.

Wanna put you Cudda on the Chiefs haveing as manny wins this season as Herm had in the past two?

And now, we bypass the tin foil hat “party line” incommunicado Chiefsville…separate the chaff – KC fandom – from the wheat – Rin – by way of all the grist for the mill:

http://www.rotoworld.com/Content/features/column.aspx?sport=NFL&columnid=59&articleid=32761

Offensively speakin’, the Chiefs be stinkin’ in 2009…

I hope its not a fair weather situation, I live in San Diego, so thats all I deal with, hate the chargers, not a fan of the fans.

Lets hope the fans return as the defensive intensity returns.

That Pioli, he’s a slick ol’ bastard!

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/05/30/last-word-for-now-on-cassel/

The owners are fixen to F the hell outta players and the NFLPA.

Translation from German (multiple choice):

a) What Skippy said to Reese: ‘You got chocolate in my peanut butter!’

b)’You say potato, I say 65 Toss Power Trap’

c)’Oh my God! I have an axe in my head!’

The correct answer is “So ‘search’ & ‘check, you wanna play the new Roman Colosseum KC huh?” – c)

Fandom (aft Cassel turns back to pumpkin, Clancy comes a cropper & Providence – principlely close New England but far from Heaven – proves that he is not in fact He even with an assist his 2nd in command, Moses by way Phoenix: ” Off with their heads! ”

Cue Rodney Dangerfield: “Tough crowd – we got a tough crowd this season.”
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Greinke/Royals

vs

‘search’ & ‘check/Chiefs

Comes the time now of the hard sell!!!

It should read in the 4th graph:

“Still, the need to return to playing winning football is probably as important for the Chiefs in 2009 as it’s been in decades….” etc

Sorry about that.

The most vulnerable cities are those without a huge population base to rely on and thus be able to wring out good attendance numbers based on sheer volume. KC, Buffalo, Indy, Cincy and other cities of similar size don’t have that luxury.

Even the larger cities like Atlanta are feeling the pinch. The Atlanta Braves have been advertising season tickets with 755 Club memberships for as little as $5 a game and still their attendance lags far behind previous years.

WINNING is the best promotion ever devised but that’s hardly groundbreaking information. Still, the need to return to playing winning football has probably not been as important for the Chiefs in 2009 as it’s been in decades because of the ongoing fragile economy coupled with a smallish market where ticket sales won’t be easy to generate, especially if the team stumbles out of the gate.